![]() “It’s all in your head” It is not cancer. Yesterday the doctor told me I had cancer… “I’m scared” I replied “Don’t worry” the doctor said. Guys I just beat stage 1 of cancer Now I’m at stage 2. I once ran for class president against a boy with terminal cancer I know I lost to the simpathy vote, although in retrospective I did run a very negative campaign “Vote for me, I won’t abandon you in 2 months” My mom is officially cancer free!! So, we were thinking of scattering her ashes by the ocean, or maybe keep them in an urn. What’s the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer You hear a cancer joke and it makes you laugh… … until you get it. What do you call a fish looking for cancer treatment? Finding chemo. Started smoking for this girl who told me she was into people with cancer Turns out she was talking about zodiacs. ![]() Welcome to our collection of the best cancer jokes that guarantee a good laugh while navigating the complexities of this challenging illness. ![]()
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